I think this is what the internal dialogue sounds like when you see a slow golfer parking over the ball for 30-60 seconds.
A couple of things I don’t understand.
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
In the 2008 Olympics, the USA women failed to medal in the individual foil, but managed to win the silver in the team foil. By contrast, the USA women swept all three medals in the individual sabre, but only won the bronze in the team?
The sum doesn’t equal the parts? Sounds like the New York Yankees and my golf game.
To quote George Carlin…”It’s thoughts like this that kept me out of the really good schools.”
I am saving the good stuff for Monday. 😉