and take up a less painful sport.
The rules are:
You must be sober, no underwear, pants fastened tight at the ankles and at the waist and a ferret gets thrown in your pants and you see how long you can last.
They have sharp teeth, are carnivorous and have a habit of latching on to something and not letting go. The world record is over 5 hours.
I will call this random thought #2 and I will quote the great George Carlin.
“These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.”