Every so often I post this for those new to the blog and remind the long timers of the state of things.

I am tired of other instructors coming up with unique systems and getting lots of fanfare…and making lots of money. I decided to become a sellout. So I spent all day yesterday coming up with my own unique system that will promise 30-100 yards more off the tee. I am a long drive champion, so it must be true that I have the secret to 300-400 yard drives…and I will be the first to educate the public on the real ways to achieve great distances.

FUBAR is an acronym for the 5 positions/actions you must hit to achieve the greatest distance benefit. The more FUBAR positions/actions you hit, the better. If you attain all 5 positions/actions, you are completely FUBAR.

F-stands for “F”irst position. I figured out that the hips being cleared completely is what opens up room for maximum speed, but they can’t move as fast as the hands and club. You must pre-clear them in the setup, so the hands and club are free to move as fast as possible without the lower body getting in the way. In other words, setup with your zipper pointed at the target.

The next part of first position, is to preset the lag. I have been talking for months that everyone can create different amounts of lag. I was correct, but I have circumvented that.

Address the ball with the club and without moving your hand position, hinge your hands as much as they will hinge. If you can touch your forehead with the shaft without changing the position of your hands, you have achieved maximum lag preset.

U-stands for “U”pper body-As I stated in first position you need maximum hip clearance to allow maximum speed to take place, so nothing below the waist is allowed to move during the backswing. Thus the “U” means only the upper body moves and turns during the backswing. The goal is for the lower body to still be where it was in “F”irst positon.

B-stands for “B”end. My theory on the end of the backswing being the end of the shoulder turn was a bit of a misnomer. John Daly and Bubba Watson have shown that the longer the backswing, the better. FUBAR position #3 is the left elbow (for a right hander) “B”ending to not only allow for the longer backswing, it also allows some to increase the wrist hinge even more that the “F”irst position preset. All of this extra armswing and elbow bend allows for the maximum backswing, while keeping the lower body in “F”irst position…even if you lack the flexibility or strength to do so. Again, I circumvented natural body limitations.

A-stands for “A”ngles of the spine. I learned that decreasing your spine angle from two different directions, loads a tremendous amount of energy that becomes important in FUBAR action #5.

Here is what I mean by decreasing the angle from two different directions. Bending over more at the waist as you make the downswing, which decreases the down the line angle of the spine. You also want your left hip going toward the target, creating a smaller angle in the face on spine angle, where your head gets closer to your right foot. This not only helps you stay behind the ball and creates forces that speeds up your hands…it also sets you up for FUBAR action #5.

R-stands for “R”elease. I always thought release was something that happened in the hands. I was incorrect. Release is where the two decreasing spine angles you created in FUBAR action #4, get released on the ball by straightening both of them right at impact. This will take full advantage of centrifugal force, but since the angles decreased on the way down, you get so close to the ball, you never have to release the wrist hinge angle you created in FUBAR position #1. The release is in the straightening of the spine from two directions, creating even more speed without unhinging the wrist angle.

All kidding aside, this is no more ostentatious than many of the systems people are promoting out there?

Is there any question that if I made a DVD of how to initiate the FUBAR system…had Jamie Sadlowski demonstrating something that resembled what I described…and he hit a 400 yard drive doing it…that I would sell thousands or even tens of thousands of copies?

FUBAR, for those who don’t know, stands for…


For those offended by the article, you are taking your golf game too seriously. For those offended by the acronym, you are taking yourself too seriously in general. Relax and lets enjoy golf and our lives a little more.




  1. woody

    This is bull. There is nothing about supination.

    Anyway, I noticed a couple of video clips. First, one with a kid golfer on the “Ellen” show. It’s all of the Ellen show that I ever hope to see for the rest of my life. But notice the 7 year-old kid’s perfect swing, ball right in the small target (yeah, he did sky one, but the others…) If a certain Internet guru named B.M. watched this clip, I theorize that he might uncontrollably start banging his head against a wall because this is perfect and it has nothing whatever to do with what he’s teaching.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqbf1BYEAH0&feature=related (4:47) 7 year old
    (golf starts at the 2-minute mark)

    And, there’s this 2 year old who’s pretty good, but won’t be for long because his parents are already teaching him the pro finish.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEl3ZnwHn6c&feature=related 2 year old

    So, it can’t be as complicated as people theorize…but, why do you hit it so darned far? When is this DVD coming out?

  2. IPM

    Is FUBAR just a DVD? Or does it come with a training aid as well? I would like both ASAP!

  3. FredL

    Tried it and it works greeeaatt!
    Once I’m out of traction, I’ll see if I can take it to the course 😛

  4. mike

    whats next for Frankie, you guys back on the right track?

  5. Calvin

    Stay all bent over and up on your toes.

  6. HoldTheLag

    You can’t use FUBAR unless you also order the companion medieval torture device that promises to give you the 270 degree shoulder turn you’d need as a minimum to get the most out of the system.

  7. CM

    you don’t even need to get JS to demo the positions. Just freeze frame certain part of his swing at a certain camera angle and then just sell the bullshit to the public that he’s doing what your system says he’s doing.


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