I am Joe

This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out.

“A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, ‘Hey you. Can you help me out?’ The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on.

“Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, ‘Father, I’m down in this hole can you help me out?’ The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on.

“Then a friend walks by, ‘Hey, Joe, it’s me can you help me out?’ And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, ‘Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here.’ The friend says, ‘Yeah, but I’ve been down here before and I know the way out.'”

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. For those of you that aren’t yanks…have some turkey and enjoy the day.

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  1. Mike Divot

    Guy leaves a bar late at night and takes a short cut home through a graveyard. It’s dark and rainy and he doesn’t see a newly-dug grave in front of him, and he falls in.

    He tries to get out, but it’s wet and slippery, and it’s steep, and he’s drunk … he tries and tries, but he just can’t climb out. So he sits down and decides to spend the night there.

    Second guy leaves the bar, takes the same short cut, falls into the same grave. He tries and tries to get out, and he doesn’t see the first guy sitting there watching him.

    Finally, the first guy gets up and taps the second guy on the shoulder. He says “you’re never going to get out of here”.

    But he did.

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