For those of you who question, “who crashes their car at 2 AM without it being alcohol related?”
I have a pretty young wife, a baby and another on the way. I don’t drink and I have never crashed into a fire hydrant at 2 AM, but I understand how…and those of you with wives and/or small children…you understand how as well. 🙂
I have to fly to see the in-laws today and I want to crash into a fire hydrant so I can be treated for lacerations of the groin…so I won’t have to go and so I can’t have any more kids.
Just so you guys know how brave I am…my wife and my mother-in-law read my blog on occasion.